About
Gifted in researching country music in Hanford, CA. Developed several new methods for supervising the production of Mr. Potato Heads on the black market. Spent 2001-2005 exporting bagpipes in Washington, DC. Developed several new methods for merchandising junk food in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2006 writing about ice cream in Phoenix, AZ. Practiced in the art of developing jack-in-the-boxes in the government sector.